If the Bible took place in Europe, and if the BNP were in power…

By Edmund Standing

BNP NEWS

Holy Family

A family of benefit scrounging Jewish so-called ‘asylum seekers’ have today been told by the leader of the British National Party that they must leave the country.

The would-be asylum invaders, named only as Joseph and Mary, are understood to have entered Britain making the absurd claim that their son was facing ‘persecution’ by the forces of King Herod, who is supposedly carrying out a ‘massacre’ of ‘innocents’. Party leader Nick Griffin has investigated these claims with the help of top historian David Irving and concluded: ‘This nonsense about a massacre of innocents is exposed as a total lie’.

Joseph, Mary, and Jesus will be deported back to Bethlehem today.

8 Responses to “If the Bible took place in Europe, and if the BNP were in power…”

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  3. Stuart Says:

    Alright Edmund this is an excellent post….

  4. David T Says:

    There was no ‘massacre of the innocents’. One of the Herods did have two of his own sons killed, however

  5. Stuart Says:

    As you already know David, we believe that there was a massacre of children under the age of 2.

    I know that you guys are secular and I respect that, however, Christians observe the persecution worldwide every day of their brothers and sisters in Islamic nations and this knocks on into the UK with the perceived rise of Islam in Europe and our own governments strange desire to prioritse Islam financially and legally above Christianity and this fuels a worrying trend among Christians to look to the BNP and EDL etc.

    So, I for one have to turn to you guys, [irrespective of your secular views] for information and support.

  6. Stuart Says:

    To bring this into sharper focus for you, we have been contacted by the EDL (and I bet we are not the only ones – and in the past a prominent member of BNP) and so it is desperately vital that we and the Christian world has a realistic handle on who these people are and what they represent.

  7. David T Says:

    I don’t object to you believing it, or any ’spiritual truth’ you want.

  8. Abu Faris Says:

    Nice Coptic icon, Edmund!

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